“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I’m kidding, of course. I’m not scary. Perfectly normal. Well, for the most part. I mean, I’m a little fucked up. But I think I’m just sort-of normally fucked up, you know what I mean? Like if there was a Kinsey scale for neurosis, I think I’d be right in the middle - a solid 50. Well, maybe 60. Probably closer to 70 right now, but this is a really weird time for me .”
From Horrible Person That I Am by John Yearley
